Wednesday, May 31, 2006 @ 14:59 by Alana.

Ever noticed that it's simply impossible to find seriously funny oxymorons online? The only choice is to ask one of those paid volunteers at the library - the ones in the long-sleeved T-shirts - for an original copy of some obviously obscure documents that were found missing amongst some paperwork almost exactly one hundred years ago.

Friday, May 19, 2006 @ 17:41 by Alana.

Sometimes I wish I was a Jedi Knight so that I could use the power of the force on my kids.

Friday, May 12, 2006 @ 13:55 by Alana.

I feel like I've said this before, but I have had it up to -here- with the work 'random' as a buzz word. Ew, yuck, I can't stand to even look at it.